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以前听一个加州的枪械作者说过，HK全副心思摆在军购警购市场上，很不在乎民用市场，所以市面上的东西又卖得贵又没有殷勤的售后，给人感觉就是店大欺客，如果不是铁杆的粉丝，一般还不鸟它的产品。
最近看TV君翻译的两个米国枪民的贴子，看来非HK饭的感觉都差不多哇。
Dagamore:
while they make great guns, they do have issues, like some of them tend to melt when fired too fast, and you do need a $500 wrench to remove the barrel on the 416/417 uber battle rifle (aka overpriced piston AR(like all the others made in 1969(but hey its German so it must be better(you know from all the wars they won))))
“HK的枪的确品质非凡， 但也有些小毛病， 比如， 有的枪打得太快时会融化。 你需要买一把500美刀的扳手来拆416/417超级战斗步枪的枪管。{那个真名叫活塞版AR的[就象许多其他自从1969年就开始生产的活塞版AR（但我们是德国， 所以更好（通过这些年来我们打赢的战争中就可以判断出））]}
I think you pay for the H&K name tag just like on MB and BMW its German so it must cost 2x as much as any other car.
我认为你花大笔钱买HK的东西就好像买奔驰和宝马一样， 因为是德国造所以值得花2x价钱。
just to piss off H&K fan boys.
故意激怒一下HK拥护者![]()
But it doesn't matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks... If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.
子弹装反了也没关系， 因为我们的枪出现在彩虹6号游戏盘封面上； 看拿着它的海豹从水里钻出来的样子多酷， 如果你买一把2000美刀的SOCOM手枪， 你也会成为那么酷的特种兵的， 美女们都会迷上你的.
At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civillians. Because you suck, and we hate you.
在HK, 我们把活塞装进AR15里， 就象其他公司自从1969年就开始做的那样， 但我们的更好， 因为我们的枪不卖给你们老百姓， 因为你们很烂， 我们恨你们。
Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn't fit any accesories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn't it? Yeah, you know you want one.
我们的XM8是历史上最好的步枪。 虽然它有可能融化， 也不能装任何人类已知的枪械附件， 但这都怪你。 如果你真是特种兵的话， 你会爱上它的。 再看看彩虹6号里的G36吧，多牛x， 你想要吧？
And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don't need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we've fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don't believe us, it is because you aren't a real operator.
顺便说说我们最新的HK45. 我们决定了人类不再需要用拇指来按弹匣释放按钮。 如果你是真正的特种兵， 你就可以碰到那些按钮了。 而且我们还连续用一把枪发射了一亿发子弹， 没遇上一个卡壳， 而且这还是当我们把枪扔到熔岩里， 在月球上。 如果你不相信我们， 这是你的错， 因为你不是真正的特种兵。
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you're civillians, so we won't sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you'll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you'll come back, you always do.
再顺便说一说我们廉价， 大规模生产， 薄金属冲压机匣的枪， 象G3和Mp5等， 是世界上第一等的， 所以价格象抢劫也是自然的， 因为其他的大规模生产，冲压机匣的枪都是供铲煮疫国家的垃圾。 不过也没关系， 反正我们不卖给你们这些小平民。 因为你很烂， 我们恨你， 但我们知道你还会回来。
Buy our stuff.
买我们的铲品
Sincerely
真诚的
HK Marketing Department
You Still Suck and We Still Hate YOU!"
HK市场部
你仍然很烂， 我们仍然恨你。 |
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