fmylife.com .....

lanman

今天才发现的网站，fuck my life 刀抗母，里面都是些网友写得糗事，很好玩
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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank.My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Cokewhile my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it,Kathy!!" FML

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend.I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month.FML
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Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from.The woman stared at me for a while.Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago.FML

7 o2 d% I& u9 i6 c; t- q$ {7 qToday, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked.At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex.He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him.Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it.FML

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me.I was upset.One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML

Today,I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago andslept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again.When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?".He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?".FML

ariesjericho

此网站有个对应的中文翻译站，每天看看别人的糗事有益身心健康。
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jarrod

退壳挺

写吧写吧

冰雨零华

……就写那个上去把...

koni

日。。。。我去那边写一个，就写：

today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,
so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out  ...
lanman 发表于 2009-8-21 21:46

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lanman

日。。。。我去那边写一个，就写：
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today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,
6 r! x, n& ~+ V% Z3 ^& Iso i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out in for a long time. but guess what? someone pointed out that mine is a re-post, and last time that guy even posted out the chinese translation. FML

退壳挺

那个谁又可以出来接待去火星的了…

tjwrinsy

报告首长~之前有人发过~并且附上了中文翻译