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发表于 2009-8-21 21:32 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
今天才发现的网站,fuck my life 刀抗母,里面都是些网友写得糗事,很好玩% G* T; ^( P% W* i. t
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1 J% r' n8 ^) R" K3 S' {: lToday, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank.My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Cokewhile my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it,Kathy!!" FML
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Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend.I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month.FML
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4 P; `; O5 T8 E8 hToday, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from.The woman stared at me for a while.Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago.FML
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( A# H2 Z) @2 j9 d- i# M* H/ M8 KToday, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked.At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex.He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him.Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it.FML. I% m6 z" D& {2 l
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Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me.I was upset.One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML
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Today,I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago andslept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again.When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?".He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?".FML
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发表于 2009-8-21 21:35 | 只看该作者
报告首长~之前有人发过~并且附上了中文翻译
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发表于 2009-8-21 21:37 | 只看该作者
那个谁又可以出来接待去火星的了…
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-21 21:46 | 只看该作者
日。。。。我去那边写一个,就写:  F7 T* x7 F- n9 ]
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today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,5 k: I; i  M5 u! i
so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out in for a long time. but guess what? someone pointed out that mine is a re-post, and last time that guy even posted out the chinese translation. FML
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发表于 2009-8-22 00:52 | 只看该作者
日。。。。我去那边写一个,就写:* _1 @+ j/ P- Q8 }" m1 Q
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today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,. U8 V- H' S( v, l: P& O2 y
so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out  ...
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1 c$ }: k! q/ \1 \8 O9 ]快去写吧~我去猫扑等着看上面YY帝咋翻译你的...
7 z5 u) W4 r( d- L9 T& [& q) p灭哈哈~
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发表于 2009-8-22 02:27 | 只看该作者
……就写那个上去把...
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发表于 2009-8-22 12:05 | 只看该作者
写吧写吧
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发表于 2009-8-22 23:47 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2009-8-28 09:35 | 只看该作者
此网站有个对应的中文翻译站,每天看看别人的糗事有益身心健康。( h9 D& m1 f7 a  b
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