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发表于 2009-8-21 21:32 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
今天才发现的网站,fuck my life 刀抗母,里面都是些网友写得糗事,很好玩
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! f, a8 P# C: \1 Q9 I: H- i) n# uToday, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank.My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Cokewhile my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it,Kathy!!" FML
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# K) C" P% ]3 _4 _% {* N1 qToday, I lost a bet with my girlfriend.I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month.FML
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3 ~2 H, o( S$ l2 r4 `; n. QToday, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from.The woman stared at me for a while.Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago.FML7 r4 {) e5 I& r5 ^8 w' \

3 O5 R- ]$ O9 p; J/ c1 PToday, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked.At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex.He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him.Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it.FML
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Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me.I was upset.One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML
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+ R" E, H8 y: i% AToday,I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago andslept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again.When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?".He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?".FML
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发表于 2009-8-21 21:35 | 只看该作者
报告首长~之前有人发过~并且附上了中文翻译
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发表于 2009-8-21 21:37 | 只看该作者
那个谁又可以出来接待去火星的了…
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-21 21:46 | 只看该作者
日。。。。我去那边写一个,就写:4 ^% y, U/ W1 N5 ?0 i+ ?

  b% S" Z$ @& Z; ?today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,: b2 L9 |) [9 R6 Q5 ]+ m
so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out in for a long time. but guess what? someone pointed out that mine is a re-post, and last time that guy even posted out the chinese translation. FML
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发表于 2009-8-22 00:52 | 只看该作者
日。。。。我去那边写一个,就写:
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today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,4 e( p% H, L" N  P
so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out  ..., K; ~0 ]4 A5 ?! d! H+ y
lanman 发表于 2009-8-21 21:46
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$ Y' Z' q, a, {+ X8 ]快去写吧~我去猫扑等着看上面YY帝咋翻译你的...
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发表于 2009-8-22 02:27 | 只看该作者
……就写那个上去把...
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发表于 2009-8-22 12:05 | 只看该作者
写吧写吧
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发表于 2009-8-22 23:47 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2009-8-28 09:35 | 只看该作者
此网站有个对应的中文翻译站,每天看看别人的糗事有益身心健康。  l) O& `5 e, U3 T/ C. R2 [3 J. V
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