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作者: lanman    时间: 2009-8-21 21:32
标题: fmylife.com .....
今天才发现的网站，fuck my life 刀抗母，里面都是些网友写得糗事，很好玩
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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank.My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Cokewhile my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it,Kathy!!" FML3 e, I& Q) P. s- i6 L

( f0 `; }' N9 [3 b/ qToday, I lost a bet with my girlfriend.I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month.FML, W; ?) i. T; P0 n3 \

& M8 p, o2 X2 I# [# BToday, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from.The woman stared at me for a while.Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago.FML
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Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked.At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex.He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him.Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it.FML
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Today, I received a text from my girlfriend to break up with me.I was upset.One minute later another text from her said "sorry, wrong person." FML
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0 |4 A- `" u3 B5 _1 A3 {Today,I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago andslept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again.When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?".He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?".FML
作者: tjwrinsy    时间: 2009-8-21 21:35
报告首长~之前有人发过~并且附上了中文翻译
作者: 退壳挺    时间: 2009-8-21 21:37
那个谁又可以出来接待去火星的了…
作者: lanman    时间: 2009-8-21 21:46
日。。。。我去那边写一个，就写：0 p2 h% d9 _) i/ L& N, H

8 ^& h# }" C  @# [today, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,
5 }+ C% G/ W2 o  D7 O1 d  @6 R' \so i posted the address to a online community that i have been hanging out in for a long time. but guess what? someone pointed out that mine is a re-post, and last time that guy even posted out the chinese translation. FML
作者: koni    时间: 2009-8-22 00:52
日。。。。我去那边写一个，就写：
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( F# U7 J4 A" a1 {8 Htoday, i found this fmylife.com for the first time, i thought it gives me a good laugh,
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lanman 发表于 2009-8-21 21:46
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快去写吧~我去猫扑等着看上面YY帝咋翻译你的...
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作者: 冰雨零华    时间: 2009-8-22 02:27
……就写那个上去把...
作者: 退壳挺    时间: 2009-8-22 12:05
写吧写吧
作者: jarrod    时间: 2009-8-22 23:47
作者: ariesjericho    时间: 2009-8-28 09:35
此网站有个对应的中文翻译站，每天看看别人的糗事有益身心健康。
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